TIME-TRAVELERS DENIED ACA COVERAGE:
31 October 2013
31 October 2013
Raise Your Hand if you are a time-traveler. If so, your 2014 insurance may have been delayed by website “glitches.”
Otherwise, your complaints are premature. Or maybe you’re only complaining because you want Obamacare to fail.
A key element in the ACA planning is that we still have until December 15th.
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There’s Still Plenty of time to get on board the ACA wagon. Time travelers not included….
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19 May 2013
19 May 2013
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WHITEWATER: What did Obama know and when did he know it? Republicans vow to reopen investigation. Scandalous, non-scandal list continues.
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9 March 2013
DATELINE: BOISE, ID: “Buy one, get one free! Everything must go!”
Thus spoke Dr. William “Wiley” Coyote, M.D., and CEO of Acme-American Hospitals, LLC, during a press conference at corporate headquarters. Coyote was announcing a nationwide sale of healthcare slated to take place during April 2013.
“This will be a sale of stunning proportions,” observed Coyote, “For the first time ever, Americans will be able to buy the healthcare they want, at a price that will amaze them.”
“Everything will be on the surgical-sale table, so to speak,” said Coyote. “Let’s say a person has always wanted a kidney transplant, but has not been able to afford one. During this unique event, anyone can go to one of our Acme-American facilities and buy as many kidney transplants as he or she could possibly want. At prices that can’t be beat.”
“And livers?” Coyote continued, “Talk about livers! For this sale, and this sale only, we will sell liver transplants so low, why, we can’t advertise ’em. Come one, come all! Buy one, get one free!”
Continuing his presentation, long-time Acme-American CEO Coyote added, “MRIs? CT-scans? Same thing: everything will be on sale. No offers—or body organs—will be rejected. Everything must go. As I always say, here at Acme-American Hospitals, ‘If I can’t sell you the cheapest course of chemotherapy in the country, why, I’m just gonna give it to ya’!’”
Several additional, lower-level Acme-American employees spoke on condition of anonymity, as they were not authorized to offer medical opinions without a license.
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Gozo!